It’s truly baffling how much racists care what other people wear.

Would that I had more stars to give you.

Eggs and salsa are a legitimately delicious combination, though.

I’m unclear how the lad’s hairstyle was preventing him from achieving excellence, but sure, school district. Die on this hill in 2020. Sounds like a good idea.

Precisely. And also: if your lungs are already so bad that wearing a mask is “intolerable” to you, stay the fuck home while a deadly respiratory virus is running rampant through the country.

She believes the store is large enough—16,000 square feet—to allow for a few exceptions, like customers who claim they’re physically unable to tolerate a mask or workers who need a small break during or six- or eight-hour shifts as long as they keep their distance from other people.

They were not American generals. They fought a war against America. They were traitors, and traitors don’t deserve monuments.

Chin up. At least we seem to collectively be getting less stupid with each generation, with the exception of an extremely vocal minority of idiots.

Sturgeon are delicious, so my guess is “Yes.”

Which is why opening back up for indoor seating was stupid.

Rich parents: the key to success!

As an American white lady, I didn’t see anything on that graphic that wasn’t accurate.

It’s worked pretty well so far. All he has to do is watch Trump self-destruct.

But demanding that companies make symbolic gestures is so much easier than effecting systemic change, you see.

No. No we’re clearly not.

I’m sure we’ll hit another grim Covid-19 milestone in a day or two.

Lovely mountain views, great breweries, and now some long-awaited justice. What more can you ask for in a retirement destination?

Hopefully if enough individual cities do this kind of thing and the general population sees how easy it is to implement, the federal government can be pressured to make it a national policy.

It’s possible they think it already is.

To this day, I don’t understand how or why no one told them that was a terrible idea. This is an idea that should have died in brainstorming.