This is likely an accurate prediction.

*taking notes* Mmhm. Mmhm. And how difficult is Germany’s immigration process, exactly?

Apparently for some people sitting on your ass, watching TV, and ordering DoorDash is only fun when you’re not required to do it.

Oh, so it was just an honest mistake?

What. The actual. Fuck?

Thanks!

It’s neither here nor there, but thanks for the book recommendation. Seems well worth a read.

It’s a glorious moment.

The protesters here in Charlotte were almost completely masked, too.

She’s 50? Damn. Can she share her skincare routine?

He sounds delightful.

Unfortunately, I work with some elderly people who seem to be convinced of it, too. Can we change this to “Selfish assholes believe they will never, ever die”?

I disagree, primarily because he sounds like the type who would go around coughing on people if he knew he was infected because “It’s not that serious, lol.”

I’d wager most people reading this article can easily answer “Yes” to all of those questions.

They know they only win when they cheat.

That sounds perfectly fair to me.

You should watch it. You will laugh and cry, and it’s among the best performances I’ve seen out of Scarlett Johansson.

Presumably they didn’t actually watch it.

My husband and I have been trying since July, and this episode made me cry because I related so hard.

I always adore the moments when Jake drops his silliness and shows us what a good, caring person he is.