Plus some light treason.

And impeachment isn’t even about their feelings, it’s about a fat orange grifter being held accountable for his myriad crimes.

In the immortal words of Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid.”

But only if she’s present while he does.

Also health insurance.

You’re doing amazing, sweetie!

but now he’s shrunk his candidacy down to a single issue that will never grow up into anything nationally

It’s insane, man.

Right? “Moist” is a word I only associate with food or, less frequently, clothing/towels.

Maybe that was the point? Get him bullied into cutting his hair off?

But she’s a Cool Girl, you see. She was super unfazed by guys waving their dicks around because she’s just so chill. She’s not like these other prudes.

Perfect! Kerrygold is my favorite, anyway.

I didn’t find out that people were weird about the word “moist” until I was in college. It mystified me then, and it mystifies me now.

Do you particularly recommend a specific butter?

COTD

My God, that is a punchable face.

Would that we were living in a logical society...

Funny how that goes, isn’t it?

Literally, “staircase wit.” It’s a term for when you think of the perfect comeback only long after the moment to deliver it has passed.

But if the teens are all sick with lung cancer, he can’t ogle their bare new breasts as easily.