Hey now, Prohibition worked perfectly the last time, didn’t it?

But the fact that it seems to work to help long-term smokers quit does make me cynically wonder if the tobacco industry isn’t one of the bigger forces behind the ban.

No kidding!

Yeah, that’s... probably not going to do a damn thing to keep kids from vaping. Kids who think smoking is cool will keep doing it no matter what it tastes like.

I desperately hope your prediction is wrong, but...

If you just took some of the money away from your military, you could have the best public healthcare system in the world.

I’m so sorry about your cousin. As you say, this system is cruel.

Chris Titus is a true sage.

They’re quite nice! You can look for blonde ales, too. And of course, when in doubt, ask whoever’s at the bar/bottle shop for non-bitter suggestions.

Where oh where is Jaime Lannister when you really need him?

I once had a manager who, if you had done something in a way she didn’t like, asked you to “explain your thought process” about the way you’d done it, rather than just fucking telling you how she’d prefer for it to be done. It was maddening.

And as if to prove the entire article the grays are as usual vile.

Hey now, there is nothing more American than not having health insurance.

She was caught and punished, though. Trump usually prefers grifters who haven’t gotten caught.

Alternately, he’s just really uncomfortable being around his monster of a father.

I hope he knows how awful his family is and strives to be better than they are.

No, the poor child definitely suffers from Trump Face. That weak jawline is unmistakable.

His supporters would lap it up anyway. Search your feelings; you know it to be true.

If he were a pussy-grabber she’d like him just fine.

Don’t be silly; the book will have illustrations.