I wonder if Bernie doesn’t have some hearing loss, because he does tend to shout even when it’s not necessary.

I slightly prefer Warren, but would be thrilled with either of them.

H...how have they forgotten that George W. Bush was a thing? They adored him at the time, so I know they were aware he was President.

And/or are entirely nonexistent.

And then it’s compounded by the sound of children playing, and their joy mocks her.

Eh, he’s referred to as a “he” who goes by Andrew in all of the linked articles. It’s possible they’re all incorrect, but likelier that he’s a guy who just likes eyeliner and long hair.

Maybe they just thought people would be getting too much bang for their buck if they could buy 20 ounces of cold beverage without ice making up the majority of the volume.

Those don’t taste as nice.

Have to give you that one. I’d wager a good deal of his lies are statements he’s not aware are untrue.

Shocking! Next you’ll tell me they dress exclusively in Lululemon and eat a lot of salads.

You mean all the folks assuming this person must actually identify as female because of the long hair and eyeliner despite having been given absolutely no evidence that he’s anything but a guy with long hair and eyeliner? Funny how that turned out, isn’t it?

Can’t blame him for being a little salty.

I guess because people who can’t clear a background check need more guns?

Yep. She’s not the one who initially implied his friends couldn’t pass a background check. He was, and apparently promptly forgot about it.

“Common” sense is a bit of a misnomer, it turns out.

I’m not morbidly obese, but I would LOVE to spend my next flight on a treadmill instead of with my ass going numb in a seat that seems designed for maximum discomfort.

Gotta get that older white woman vote.

Parenting: you’re doing it right.

As a person who is currently trying to have my own baby, I agree fully.

Damn, that was solid.