Do I think parents with children who are having A Moment should take a break with them as necessary? Also yes.

Usually several times.

Damn it, I’m eating right now.

They don’t need to try. Ruining coffee is effortless for them.

I think I like your father.

Well, it’s only bad when the sluts are doing it. Rich white Christians have perfectly ethical abortions. Jesus said so.

Which is water that’s lying about being milk.

The Mannis is incomparable.

If she and Bernie were on the same ticket, I’d be happy as a clam.

I’m leaning towards “yes.”

I truly would not put that level of stupid pettiness past Trump, because there’s no other reason to do this.

I am, in fact, but having never beaten the tar out of a child, I didn’t know how lax the punishment was.

Damn straight.

Excellent comment/username synergy.

Not under this administration, friend. I’m currently trying to get pregnant, and I’m dreading 9 months of sobriety in Trump’s America.

I’m honestly not sure how racist or xenophobic he is personally, or if he’s just saying/doing all of this in order to appeal to his crazy supporters and gain popularity and votes.

His punishment for assaulting a child is less than my last speeding ticket.

Ah, but does the corresponding Melania statue adequately capture her signature pained grimace, as pictured above?

What more can one ask for?

In your defense, that sounds fucking delicious.