From context, HelenHandbasket is describing the tendency of others to make these claims about any other Asian food vs. Japanese food.

But if she explains why she made her bad decision, surely that means it was actually a good one, right?

Hey, show some respect for the lazy asexuals of the animal world. They’re valid.

Technically he’s right, which hurts my brain.

Aww, come on. You could have called them “Low-IQ Tomatoface.” Missed opportunity, man.

When I see a chimp, I think George W. Bush.

Because of that pass, I wonder whether this woman has actually managed to get through life blissfully ignorant of the fact that what she said was racist? She may actually be that stupid and sheltered because of the pretty blonde bubble. (Which doesn’t make what she said any less racist, of course.)

Oh, I’m actually even doing one worse, contributing to the “White Genocide” by marrying a Chinese immigrant. We Millennials are monsters.

One of the funniest movies ever made.

Damn, I think I may be banned on Jez, too, though I don’t know why. One day my grey posts just started disappearing as soon as I left the page.

Proving that one can be both politically active and stylish.

Nah, that’s not the teens, that’s us horrible Millennials. We’re killing the napkin industry and selfishly refusing to have enough white babies.

This is my city! Get it, kids!

Some sugar or honey in the brine prior to roasting seems to do it pretty reliably for me.

But see, they won’t be here, so clearly the world will just cease at the moment of their own demise and their actions will have no consequences.

That’s clearly fake news.

T’would be the ticket of dreams.

Hey now. He has the best words and a very big a-brain.

D! D!

I really fear that listening to/reading Trump’s nonsensical word salad makes us all stupider.