This shouldn’t be reassuring, but as someone trying to get pregnant, it’s nice to hear that surviving Trump will make raising a toddler seem easy.

‘Cause his friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.

Good on you, mama! (And thanks for the book rec.)

Hiring preferences are “the younger the better” because they know we Millennials are too deep in student loan debt to do anything but keep our heads down and accept the paltry salary they offer us out of necessity.

Not that anything will be done about it, as we’re living in the Upside Down.

That’s just... chillingly accurate.

I guess Tammy thinks so.

Cosigned.

Ferengi respect women a good deal more than the GOP does.

Right? He may as well have showed off a family photo and discussed his approaching retirement just to complete the temptation of fate.

That sounds overly optimistic.

Life is only worth protecting until it exits the womb, apparently.

“I will proceed to slaughter and murder…”

No clue.

Okay, yes, there are exceptions for fiction.

Hating something has never stopped people from also wanting to fuck it. See: incels and how they feel about women.

A phrase uttered by no sane person in the history of the world.

“The Amazons aren’t even that hot.”

It’s not borderline antisemitic, it’s just straight-up antisemitic. Because all Jewish people must share an Israel-based hive mind, right?

Nah, too many women with opinions thereabouts.