Yeah, that’s been my method lately. I prefer the feel of alcohol, but the calorie count (and liver damage) is getting prohibitive...

Honestly? He fucking might.

Shhhh! That would be addressing an actual problem!

I just looked that up, and O M F G

I mean, I guess his logic is that rape and incest can produce fetuses, while consensual man-on-man action cannot?

If the fact that the employee is pregnant is all they have as evidence, then that does not conclusively prove that they are engaging in premarital sex.

Oh God, that’s exactly what would fucking happen, isn’t it?

Claudia was always my favorite, too. She was awesome.

Yeah, but it’s easier to defend your shitty politics by claiming anyone who recognizes that they’re shitty is just being antisemitic, so I don’t see it happening any time soon.

We have to take whatever silver lining we can get.

For real. Our bodies can “shut that down,” after all.

A someone (with a Bachelor’s degree) who makes $36,000/yr at my 9-5 office job, same. That’s shitloads of money for most Americans.

You’re hardly the only one who can be an idiot sometimes when it comes to self-medication with booze.

The alcohol industry owes a lot of its income to the current state of the United States government.

Damn. He ruined his career over a women he’s not even still seeing. I... guess I hope the sex was worth it?

See, my problem is that I actually love the taste of booze, which makes overindulging all too easy...

I know I’ve certainly been doing more binge-drinking since November 2016...

Oh damn, I didn’t know that. So, uh... all those televangelists are headed for a roasty afterlife, huh?

All those lynchings and bombing back in the day were just pretend?

That was a HUGE fluke, though. It’s almost always a white dude.