I’m pretty sure he doesn’t possess the capacity to feel shame. 

“I guess attempting to murder this kid was bad or something, but in my defense I super duper love America, so what I did was actually admirable.”

People haven’t been following Jack Donaghy’s “stick with kings and queens of England” rule, clearly.

This is why your daughter is fucking estranged, Jon. This right here.

I do love how they piss and moan about people getting poorer while backing the exact policies that cause people to get poorer.

What chin?

Because instant ramen is delicious.

There is no wrong time of the day for kimchi.

This is my dream ticket.

Damn. Same.

Don’t you just love the smell of biphobia in the morning?

Well gosh, Joe. I would actually love to be a stay-at-home parent. Unfortunately, as my husband doesn’t earn enough for two people, I’m crushed under student loan debt, and we get our health insurance through my company, it’s just not a fucking option.

It is immensely fucked up that he only stopped because she was awake.

Nope.

I need this in my life.

Arya, is that you?

Jesus, just write fix-it fic like the rest of us.

Arya:

Best learn quickly; he is boning a lady.

Hey-ooooo