I haven’t yet; I might try them tonight. It’s definitely on the to-do list.

I probably wouldn’t be able to, even then. This is why I secured sleeping pills for an upcoming international trip.

I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed anyone quite so utterly devoid of class as this rotting orange.

That’s a silly question. Of course they’re supposed to starve.

I had wondered this, too, and it was explained to me that conservatives like Israel because in evangelical mythology Israel is required in order to achieve the Rapture.

Correct take is correct.

Holy shit, that is such a cruel, monstrous thing to do to ANYONE.

Don’t seek a reasonable answer as to why people on the internet hang around commenting on shit they hate. That way lies madness.

Right? Funny how these “rigged” elections always favor the people they’re being rigged against...

If you can’t dress a plus size woman, then you shouldn’t be a designer

Who are these weaklings who won’t proudly eat a slice of layer cake for breakfast?

if they deviated from standard procedure laid out by the school

And I seriously doubt this was the first time she was bullied by the other student, because kids don’t usually go from zero to manslaughter.

That’s a gouda point.

Breasts can be quite tasty, but it takes rather more effort to get them there.

This was my absolute favorite movie as a kid. I made my parents rent it from Blockbuster all the time.

Mercedes was a name before it was a brand.

This sounds delightful!