You should have taken to the streets, but you didn’t.

Last I heard, Chelsea Manning was running for Congress. How did she get back in prison...?

I’m glad you’re still here, friend.

Man. *pours one out for your Salty advice*

I would follow this bot in a heartbeat.

You had me at “endless champagne.”

Really? Shit, that’s funny, though.

We were lamenting your absence on Ask The Salty Waitress just the other day.

The Last of Us showed us how this would ultimately turn out.

Best pun in this thread.

“Short?” Nah. Let him live to 106 in prison. Not a nice rich-people prison, either.

Shhhh, we need to keep letting the ultra-rich and corporations keep all their money. /s

The violent urges are no fucking joke.

It’s even more hellish for them.

I can do both.

God, I remember a radio commercial some years back for fruit that was ALL SLURPING--because “the fruit is juicy,” get it? Whoever thought that one up deserves to burn in hell.

What a piece of shit! Chew. With. Your. Mouth. Closed.

Gooodddd, nothing sends me into a rage like mouth sounds.

Also yes.