The parents should have just paid for a new library or dormitory like you’re supposed to. It’s the tried and true method of getting your rich idiot child into an Ivy League school.

It was, at the very least, pretty heavily implied that Dumbledore had infatuation reasons for going along with Grindelwald’s terrible-ass ideas for as long as he did, I thought.

She confirmed this years ago, bruh.

Does rather smack of intense insecurity, doesn’t it?

Delicious vinegar.

Counterpoint: kombucha is tasty.

Oh my God, that’s why she seems familiar! She’s a conservative version of the Mary Sues I wrote when I was twelve...

My macaroni and cheese gets rave reviews.

Found the Reaganite

Same, which is why I’d be extremely leery of four-day work weeks becoming a thing in this country. Even if Shake Shack doesn’t use it as an excuse to keep their employees from being eligible for benefits, many if not most other companies certainly will.

I am 100% pro-vacation days for every religion’s holidays. In the immortal words of Hermes Conrad, “Hot damn, a day off.”

First: Do schools get Easter off?

lmao, I love that he’s getting all bent out of shape about how cake should be as simple as possible and fun flavor combinations are “pretentious,” but then straight up admitted in his latest reply to you that he doesn’t even like cake, and so glommed onto your first post presumably for the sole purpose of being a…

Neither of the people you’re replying to used the word “crumb structure,” bro, so I’m afraid I don’t see your point.

Mmmmyaaaaassss bitch

People who don’t bake can’t understand.

I will be needing your amaretto butter fudge recipe, pls.

Shhhhhh, trying more types of frosting is a perfectly valid goal.

How many kinds of buttercream have you tried? If all you’ve had is the supermarket sugar + Crisco type, then... yes, that is much too sweet and does not deserve to be called buttercream.

I have known many, many a carb-itarian.