Yeah, I’m... not confident in public schools’ ability or interest in making good meatless food. It’ll probably just be a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or the aforementioned sad iceberg lettuce salad.

Garlic is a required ingredient in nearly any savory dish.

Since brie tastes more or less like butter anyway, this seems like an excessive amount of effort to me.

That’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s more like vertical integration.

People are stupid as fuck

I have a delightful(ly lemony) recipe for lemon pound cake for which I will be using your zest-in-the-sugar trick in the very near future.

Where do y’all find these brand-specific cheeses? Do more cosmopolitan areas than my own have gourmet cheese shops? More importantly, what is the cost of living in one of these cheese paradises?

Such was the impression I got, yeah.

when he was on welfare/food stamps, he got no government assistance

Especially when set atop corned beef hash.

Headcanon accepted.

Also possible he was afraid he’d pop a boner in front of everyone.

As long as there are idiots, the Darwin Awards shall live on.

Die OR be injured in such a way that you cannot pass on your genes, IIRC.

Ewwwwwwww

Yep, Jake’s mother is confirmed to be Jewish. (His post-prison feast for the office features a Passover brisket “Because you know I loves my mom.”)

OP was referring to Michelle as Obama’s equal.

Fuck you, Disney Vault! Good riddance!

Hear, hear!

And “sammies.” Basically, if Rachael Ray says it reguarly, it makes my skin crawl. Her cutesy baby language makes me want to kill shit.