This is where I stand on the topic. Kids have a lot of skin in the game right now, and they very clearly can’t count on the adults to vote to keep them safe.

Dammit, Kirsten.

Thank you, you three, for not being chickenshit. Better late than never.

Maaan, thank you for reminding me of this movie. I don’t think about it often, but watching it always makes me happy.

Vegetable shortening? Not butter? Oh, Hillary. I wish you were my President, but I would never eat your cookies.

I am so inspired by Hillary’s absolute lack of fucks to give.

This.

Oh man. This is getting tried.

Squid, that sucks :(

I am intrigued. Explain.

Goddamn. I’m so sorry they did that to you. ...And also have never been more grateful to have a large frame.

It’s never a bad time for some good, old-fashioned fat shaming, huh?

I’m guessing vaginal appearance/tightness.

Oh, Archie. Stupid, stupid Archie. I have no idea how Fred “So Obviously The Best Character On This Show” Anderson produced him.

As a person who enjoys V8, I don’t see the problem.

Shit, I’d be happy with “mediocre” at this point.

It always freaks me out when people younger than my parents die suddenly.

Yeah, my additions of salt, black pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder have never produced anything but a delicious burger, so I’m not sure what this guy’s doing wrong.

It was a different time, clearly.

That was a beautifully “pre-teen” election process.