Maybe that’s why she can’t keep her mouth shut.

What’s sticking in my craw is that she insists on saying she’s in a “straight relationship,” when this is... precisely how I keep seeing the LGBTQ community emphatically not wish their opposite-sex couplings to be framed, as they are still queer regardless of the gender configuration of any given romantic relationship…

That’s because we already know that no one has any intention of giving us maternity leave any time soon.

Yeah, that’s... not at all how American businesses do things.

Hmmm... so like an English muffin and a chewy loaf of Italian bread had a baby?

It’s not smart, but it’s almost certainly what the DNC will do.

Welp, I’m lost on why we started calling them “English muffins,” then.

Baguettes are good, but their lack of craters means they don’t lend themselves as well to carrying shitloads of messy, melty goodness into your face.

I’m reasonably sure “English muffins” is the American term for “crumpets,” so yes.

False. They are in fact the ideal vehicle for gobs of butter and honey.

She’s being... a normal college student? The horror! The shame!

Twinzies! *high five*

As a white woman, sorry we make so many messes.

Shhhh, it’s because we’re lazy/selfish/obsessed with social media, not because we have no money.

Well, you and my husband.

That’s a good idea, actually. My non-milk-drinking household thanks you.

I added some cinnamon here also because I make it a rule to add cinnamon to anything chocolate.

Artichokes on anything is pretty good, tbh.

Nah, he’s a white dude.

I’m sure the greater scrutiny on her has nothing to do with her being a non-white Muslim woman.