*sigh* I will never be not-bitter that Costco isn’t allowed to sell liquor here in North Carolina. You’re living the dream, bro.

I’m... thinking “feeling uncomfortable” is a smaller issue than “blatant racism” for a lot of folks when considering whether to live in an entirely white environment.

And lab-grown diamonds are FLAWLESS. How is paying less for a perfect diamond not just common sense?

This is precisely what’s always held me back from buying garlic braids! Why has no one educated me before now?!

And nothing, I was agreeing with you.

No, and we technically never have been.

Agreed. It is tasty as fuck, though.

Holy shit, right?

I like your grandpa.

YEP. His mother’s internalized misogyny is showing.

I... guess how dare you not have every Jewish holiday memorized?

I mean, he doesn’t exactly come off as the sharpest knife in the drawer, so I’d wager “savvy” is not the answer.

Ahh, now one of THOSE I do have!

You’re... joking, right? These days it’s hard to tell with people.

Ah, but: is she the least attractive, or simply the one who’s had the least plastic surgery?

Ahh, okay. (I’d missed the “bake” instructions in this recipe the first time.)

It’s considered girly now. It used to be the color baby boys were swaddled in because it was “light red” and therefore manly, whereas blue was used for baby girls because it was the traditional hue of the Virgin Mary’s mantle in paintings.

Can we plebes who don’t own a Dutch oven just use a regular covered pot?

And hey, cutting up a whole chicken is almost always cheaper, too.

Funny thing, that