I’m counting the days until David Hogg runs for office.

Because their sperm is sacred, you see. The idea that anyone wouldn’t wish to gestate it is deeply offensive to their sense of importance.

Because it consists of flour, some salt, and baking powder

Your life sounds devoid of joy.

I don’t understand why folks don’t have love enough for both of these shows. I certainly do.

Brutal.

If liking pointless fun shit is a mental disorder, I’m pleased to have it. And it certainly doesn’t interfere with my love of Discovery, either.

So punchable.

I can see why she’s your ex.

“Tonight,” though. He was respectfully waiting until her event was finished.

Hey man, some of us buy IKEA furniture so we can afford good booze. It’s all about priorities.

I’m lukewarm on Heigl, and 27 Dresses is one of the few things she’s been in that I genuinely enjoy. (Yes, the fact that James Marsden is secretly hysterical is a large part of this.)

I think The Ugly Truth would have been a less terrible movie if it had been self-conscious about what absolutely insufferable people the protagonists were. If the narration had been “in on the joke,” it could have worked.

But if they can’t conflate embryos, zygotes, and fetuses with living, breathing children, their arguments fall apart, you see.

It does not. You may now be thinking of the age of consent, which is still different, as it has to do with boning and not with being an adult who can vote and join the military.

Conservative women always hate women the most, politicians or otherwise.

Yeah, this article’s take was a hell of a reach, and does require conflating BLM with cop-killing.

Tilda’s foundation is better.