Isn’t it amazing? *wistful sigh*

The cheese section of Wegman’s has been haunting my dreams ever since I moved to a state without Wegman’s.

That’s fucked up. I’m sorry.

I’m only 30, and it’s absolutely stunning to me how oblivious the women in our own generation are.

Sturdivant’s skin clashed with the color of the uniforms.

You’re a more patient person than I for sticking it out past that game.

isn’t it skating dangerously close to going against the separation of church v’s state?

Wine, too.

Come on, weed and alcohol companies, I have love enough for two!

I did have a lobster-orderer once. No $90 wine bottle. But she admit to me on a date weeks later that she did this mostly to see how I would react. “Does he think I am worth this?”

Ohh yes. $90 bottle of wine + lobster girl is an asshole, and pretty obviously did this on purpose.

18 is a minor. No longer a juvenile, but still legally a minor.

<3

Hey, my husband and I are doing our part.

God, I love saag paneer.

I see fried cheese and pickles. Would eat.

My carpal tunnel and I are extremely envious, my Canadian friend.

Honestly? As good as her makeup line is, I’ll give her a pass if her lingerie line is mediocre.

Christian Clarissa’s husband will then leave her for his lover, and she will be forced to try to support their 4 children by working two minimum wage jobs, as she has no prior work experience. She will require SNAP, but will continue to judge everyone else who does as lazy sinners.

Maybe not; she seems really unhappy with him. I guess she’s trying to stick it out for the kids/financial security?