I sorta regret not having the option to have sex with anyone prior to my now-husband. I was not a cute youth...

Good on you for having and honest and communicative relationship!

If a dumb bitch young woman I know is any indication, they’ve brought the lost ground upon the rest of us by taking the position that “They’d never outlaw abortion, that would be crazy” and blithely refusing to vote, ever.

If she hadn’t been sinful, you see, her parent wouldn’t have left, and her abuser wouldn’t have been enticed into abusing her.

Indeed, Average Anna’s self-esteem would likely be even lower if she wanted sex and couldn’t get it.

That sounds like an awesome color combo.

Yessssssssssss. And it feels fancy for, like, no effort.

Thank you, wise Grillmaster <3

I notice you conveniently ignored my point about Photoshop and pretended I had said something completely different so that you could continue to whine about how much you think this person you don’t know is eating. Cool.

A.) How do you know it’s one baby? B.) I seem to recall that she’s a pretty small woman, so all pregnancies are going to look gigantic on her, and C.) Photoshop is also a thing when you’re trying to sell gossip rags.

She probably deeply regrets it because the dude sucked at sex.

I dress fairly modestly because I find it comfortable and am married to my only sexual partner. I am also a godless, staunchly liberal heathen who thinks LGBTQ folks should be able to do whatever the fuck they want because it’s stupid to have an opinion about other people’s gender identity/safe, sane, and consensual se…

She must’ve married a guy like Mike Pence. Poor thing.

And we all know they’d really only see assault on a male juvenile by an adult woman as a problem if the woman were unattractive.

Terry loves yogurt.

Capitalist Jesus loves everyone--except those who are not cishet white men.

Your sister sounds like a real gem.

^This. The only way Megs could speak to me more right now is if she was also photographed snuggling the rescue cats.

No, you’re probably right on the nose with this one just being poorly-camouflaged misogynoir.

Oh ho ho, that does explain a bit.