Yep.

Yes, and as a 30-year-old Millennial, I am very proud of your mastery of our silly lingo <3

This, and also that the ultimate goal of the foster system is usually to reunite the children with their biological parents once said parents get their shit together.

Same, though. This is what our government should look like: representative of its people.

Much cheaper.

Damn. I wish I’d thought of this. I could make fucking bank off those silly Instagram shills...

That’s... really weird.

In the immortal words of Jenna Maroney: “Having a baby gets you attention.”

For real, though!

Good-ass point. I sincerely doubt anyone is innocently searching the “nakedchild” hashtag.

Say it again for the people in the motherfucking back

Yeah I... kinda figured posting nudes of prepubescent children would get you in trouble with CPS, too.

I side-eye the absolute fuck out of people who post nude pictures of their children online. Sure, you the parent think it’s cute; it’s still a fucking nude photo, though, dumbass. If teens can get prosecuted for distributing child porn of themselves, your ass should know better than to post your unconsenting kid’s…

Ayana Pressly (sp?) looks like the brains behind a secret government-backed superhero outfit in a comic book, and I love it.

But women have all the power in relationships, remember? That’s what the incels and their ilk have been telling us.

We mustn’t! They’d stop buying our weapons to supply to terrorists!

USCAM. Poetry.

Token Arab so Fox can swear they’re not actually anti-Islam is even better, though.

That’s a really beautiful reason for your mother choosing that name. I love it.