Yeah, you don’t get points for celibacy when your “self-control” consists of just avoiding all women.

Hindu traditionalists argue that menstruating women would “tempt” the deity.

As someone who is hungry all the time UNLESS I’m eating like a fat slob, this is why keto has been the only diet to work for me.

Ketogenic diet is excellent for managing diabetes, too.

You’re never too old to watch a teen sex comedy.

Well, not in our lifetime, anyway.

OT, but I feel like this gif is Hillary’s reaction every time someone who refused to vote bitches about Trump.

I wonder this, too.

No, that’s a perfectly rational reason.

Contains Gillian Anderson. Will watch.

This is true. Hard liquor will never desert me.

Except that it’s grammatically weird. “More amply endowed” is the best choice.

lift legal and social barriers that restrict our full and free economic participation.

Also ibuprofen.

I’m probably going to do this. I love wine (oh, how I love wine) but its carby deliciousness does impede one’s keto diet somewhat...

Ooh. Kinky.

Yeah... except that advice is nonsense, since the issue is that she won’t win unless a large swath of the idiots vote for her, and this is the hill they want to die on.

Yep.

Oh, I ever said it wasn’t stupid to keep harping on it, since (as people like to forget that she made abundantly clear) she isn’t a tribal member, so her percentage of Native American DNA means precisely diddly-squat. It’s just also stupid to be offended by someone’s genetic background.