...But how were you supposed to get your groceries home without carrying them yourself?

“I walk around here at 10, 11 o’clock at night by myself, and nothing has ever happened, I don’t get it.”

For real, though. My husband is thoroughly delighted whenever some new piece of furniture we’ve ordered is speedily assembled by the Handy Wife Fairy without him having to lift a finger.

Most of us are WORKING on those summers “off” because we do not get paid NEARLY enough to deal with your bullshit.

You won’t, and we shouldn’t (because someone’s genetic background is a stupid thing to be offended by), but unfortunately she will never pass the “purity” test again for a lot of our more self-destructive party-mates.

Yep. Neither side will ever let her live it down. She needs to cut her losses and go home.

Amen.

Cosign.

I wonder if applications have dropped as a result.

Good edit.

My God, this dumbass truly did leave receipts for every contradictory thing he says now.

In this particular situation, it seems more that women’s lives are less important than how much money doctors can make off of them. But in general, yes: fuck the patriarchy.

Wonder if we, the American public, can sue him for damages

This makes me feel even better about my plan to chalk it up to “wasn’t meant to be” and move on with my life if my husband and I can’t conceive naturally.

Ew.

Michelle Obama is the woman that Americans admire the most, according to Gallup. Her husband is the most admired man.

Fingers crossed that she was wearing short-shorts...?

doctors telling pregnant women to not gain weight

I am all for desperation motivating positive change, man.

‘Twas a joke about cowardice.