So that’s why they’re rounding them up!

I imagine that when you’re culturally pressured into spending almost all of your time at work, actually having sex is a lot less appealing than efficiently getting your rocks off with a couple minutes of internet pornz. One of these only requires the amount of energy the Japanese workforce is likely left with at the…

Eh, you can just say “xenophobic.” We all know it.

Gee. It’s almost as if enforcing a cultural norm of zero work-life balance makes it both harder and less appealing for people to start families.

Yep. It’s not “gratuitous” when every word is true.

Oh damn. But also:

Granny Smith apple slices with peanut butter is one of my favorite snacks.

Well. That’s... going to be interesting for government workers.

Well, gee. You can’t betray us and then be salty we didn’t vote for you again, Claire.

^ My first thought. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna regret this very quickly.

Only two bottles of wine? Dude did not think his rations through very carefully.

It’s never not relevant.

Medical science may never know.

Can it last that long? Seriously asking.

May they miss at least one important monthly payment due to her motherfucking president.

Bone spurs.

Hard agree. When you’re unattractive because of the evil oozing out of your charred, blackened soul, you’re a fair target.

Damn you, now I’m tearing up. I miss Mom and Dad so much...

He literally believes that he is better then others simply because of his genetic makeup