Yeah, but the MAGA-heads have been trained to assume anything that turns out to be not true was due to liberal interference. 

And a very merry Christmas would be had by all.

I don’t play Overwatch, but I approve of all shipping fanfic, and have written bunches of it. You can come sit by me.

Samantha was better than Molly.

I like this, and will be adopting it.

Damn straight. They were the best part of my semester in England.

I love looking at my sparkly artificial tree, so this is the perfect excuse for me to leave it up longer.

How is someone whose stage name is “Bad Bunny” a male musician and not a female porn star?

96, tipsy, and in my sleep? Damn straight that’s how I wanna die.

Daaaamn, no, I didn’t encounter those.

Oh honey, just lean into the day drinking. We’ve been living in the Upside Down since November 2016, anyway. Nothing makes sense anymore.

You can hear the cries of incel rage starting up now, can’t you?

Y E P

Starred not only for using a Ferengi image, but for not using an image of the morally superior/less greedy Quark and Rom, which would have conflicted with the point of sharing said image. Bravo.

“We were just following orders.”

You might want to chill the fuck out with the opulence, Russian Stateswoman. Your countrymen fucked up the aristocracy once, and they can do it again.

Yeah, but I think that image would be against Twitter’s terms of service.

Dimitri set my prepubescent soul aflame.

I never did get a doll, but my elementary school library had the books and I read those fuckers like it was my job.

When you’re coming right off the success of Pirates of The Caribbean, you gotta ride the wave of other job opportunities, man.