Hard “same.”

In a deleted scene, it’s heavily implied she’s torpedoing his marriage for the lulz

How Alan Rickman is justified in cheating on EMMA FREAKING THOMPSON because she’s middle aged and doesn’t look like the smoking hot supermodel inexplicably throwing herself at his pudgy, balding, middle-manager suburban dad ass.

I thought it was pretty clear the Nathalie fat-shaming was meant as a joke. Hugh Grant’s character’s baffled reactions whenever someone takes a dig at her weight were obviously meant to mirror the audience’s.

I think I read that he was written as a blend of W and Clinton, so you’re both right.

I guess two mixed-race couples in one movie was excessive?

You’ve clearly had a very sheltered experience on the internet in the past few years if you’ve never seen that shit.

Oooooooh

With respect to the film’s lack of diversity, it might be worth noting that this features a rare example of a white woman being paired off romantically with a black man (Keira Knightley/Chiwetel Ejiofor), something that’s almost never depicted for a bunch of racist reasons.

A+ name/comment synergy, and I’m extremely bitter that this product was (presumably) before my time.

Shit, turns out it was lucky she broke her ribs!

Too predictable, I guess.

You can’t say that shit and then not provide the recipe, dude. It’s cruel.

Oh yes. UP is brutal.

Yeah, no. I can’t with sentient dumplings. I eat dumplings. This sounds like a horror movie to me.

It’s certainly a side-effect of dementia.

Oh, I promise you they suddenly give a shit about prison reform because they know how many felonies they’ve committed.

While I agree with pulling troops out of Syria (albeit with more thought and planning given to it than Trump will), I adore watching FOX turn on their biggest fan.

Oh my God. You mean... The Poors might spend money on houses or cars, or any of the other things the establishment whines people aren’t buying enough of?

Trump administration announced a plan, agreed to by the Mexican government, that would force asylum seekers who crossed the border to return to Mexico while their claims are processed.