“Sweating over a red-hot grill in August heat as your guests get steadily drunker and hungrier makes for a truly unpleasant hosting experience.”

If you want to stick with a route you know, than why are using a mapping app to begin with?  Do you need confirmation from Siri that you haven’t gotten lost?

No kid is getting skin cancer during 30 minutes of recess. Most school aged kids are not getting enough Vitamin D these days as it is with smart phones and video games. Almost all play structures built recently have shade sails as it is....You don’t need to lather little Jane or Timmy up in SPF 30 everyday for normal…

Surely you are not that dense.