Re-watched The Royal Tenenbaums twice this weekend, once as the girlfriend fell asleep and again the next morning when she woke up. It shot back up to the top of my Wes Anderson list.

Better than sleeping with them.

Reading TOS's list of 50 best summer blockbusters got me despressed again that no Zach Snyder Superman movie (or really any Superman movie) will ever hold a candle to "The Iron Giant."

Fair enough, although a succubus would make the haunting even sexier.

The execution was so funny too because the realtor just seemed like she had no choice but to be honest about the exorcism, like it was a crack in the foundation or something.

I figured those are just the kinds of people interested in nice homes, even if they are succubus-infested.

Teen Street was so funny because it wasn't the typical, dry satire that the usually show goes for (which is obviously also hilarious). It just shows that Nathan For You has a ton of tricks up its sleeves.

Assad enough!

How the fuck else am I expected to bake my matzah? Gentile blood just doesn't cut it anymore.

Get him! We'll suck the life juice right out of you.

What are you guys averaging these days? At this point in my life, I think I'm at at 4-5 hours a day

Narc!

Well, at least the uniforms of Gaytown's military aren't nearly as drab as those of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Mayor of Gaytown: 1, Supreme Leader: 0.

*Quickly hides copy of "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion"*

The Koreanetto Trilogy

And I forgot to knock before I came in through the bathroom window…Judge Reinhold was not amused.

THE COMMENTERS HAVE SPOKEN!
(Vox can't say that for itself)

* Starburns plays "Ants Marching" *

Look at the bright side. At least *Gillian reached television immortality.

When you're a jet…