There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

I sobbed in the trailer, watched Hidden Figures, and sobbed on the way home *talking* about the trailer. Not watching. Ever.

how about not commenting on things you haven’t read yet

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

I want to love this, but Lily Rabe/Sarah Paulson’s character is the stereotypical idiot women in ever horror movie so far. Fucking teeth rain down...Eh no biggie. Husband goes away on business, leaving you alone in your new, creepy house...byeeeeee I’m cool. Said new creepy house has a very modern spiral staircase....o…

Oh please be safe from internet assholes, tiny child....

Nadiya’s amazing and she’s getting her own spinoff with the best title ever.

This doesn’t surprise me at all. The Great British Bake Off is somehow the best show on TV. And I’m being serious.

As we have discussed elsewhere, there are EIGHT seasons, not four. Fall contains the best season and the worst season. The correct and accurate rankings: