Agree with the furniture, sheets recs. I got a really good quality sleeper sofa from a local store for around $1200 because they were discontinuing the product line. It can be disassembled, so it’s great for apartments, and in the nearly 25 years I’ve owned it, I’ve replaced the mattress with a combo matress/air…

Congratulations!

The captions are awesome! They are clever little windows into the delightfulness that is Bruce.

Ollie was your constant and faithful companion. You and only you have a say in how you honor Ollie’s memory (not to mention how you spend your own money). Virtual hugs from across the pond, Maya.

Fuck this asshole sideways with a rancid Caesar salad fork. One of my friends nearly died because of an eptopic pregnancy that wasn't caught early enough. 

Congratulations! And you're not being a brat. Your brother's situation may be serious, but that does not mean that your own experiences and emotional needs have no value.

Wishing you all the best. Please keep us posted.

I'm so sorry for your loss. Ollie sounds wonderful, and I'm so glad you two found each other.

As a mother via adoption, a fed baby is a happy baby. It’s far easier for mum and dad to bond with a happy baby with a full tum, doesn’t matter if it’s boob or bottle. MIL can fuck all the way off. Props to your husband for stepping up and not leaving this conversation all on you (even though it sounds like MIL is…

😳 I'm glad you only got a bruise. How distressing for everyone.

How in the actual fuck is Bruce not adopted? He is adorable. 

I roast it or use it to make slaw.

I'm so sorry for your loss. 

RP *and* MM down for the count during summer recess? When they should be meeting with constituents, holding Town Halls, etc? I’m suspicious.

Way to go, Nugget!

At 11 months, with relatives she knows well and is comfortable with, probably. If she's not walking yet, I'd also just as likely bring her along.

I'm so sorry for your loss 💔

I am so happy this happened for you!!! And now I have one more reason why he's one of my favorite authors.

Best ring ever!

Wha... Wow. Wishing you all the best during your recovery!