And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you Chileans and your Medeling defense.

No man is an island, unless he's Mauricio Isla.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?

maybe all of those guys are knowledgeable in tax law and will really use that to get under Messi’s skin?