Fuck that shit. Germans like to win.

So, did you want to fly into a field in formation or not?

My heart goes out to the janitorial staff at CNN.

“Actually...”

“I don’t believe I would be turned on in the slightest to find a photograph of vulva, or a boob, in my text message inbox”

Geez. I thought that was dry enough. \sarcasm

Wow. Men shaming a man for beating his partner. How far we’ve come. I’ll take what I can get at this point.

Whereas sportsball players are shining examples of how to treat your wife?