I think when they say “evidence” they mean evidence that supports their interests.

Yet liberals are apparently the “special snowflakes”.

So separating them from the rest of the Danish population in “ghettos”, forcing them to give up their own traditions in favor of “Danish traditions”, and giving them harsher punishments for the same crimes doesn’t seem like policies designed to assimilate them into the Danish culture. Wouldn’t that further isolate…

It was the ambien.

Should someone tell Denmark that an apartheid didn’t work out so well for South Africa? 

I’ll wear shorts regardless of what my legs look like, because it’s too damn hot in Texas to worry about what other people think. And if people don’t like it, they can kiss my shorts-clad ass.

I want that job.  

I’m sure this pharmacist totally supported that restaurant’s right to refuse service to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, right? Especially since he’s so “pro-life”?

I’m sure this pharmacist totally supported that restaurant’s right to refuse service to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, right? Especially since he’s so “pro-life”?

A lady on Facebook commented that at least the kids got to eat Bluebell ice cream and had a/c, so they were lucky.

I missed the “a” in the headline, and was disappointed that he wasn’t dating Arnold.

I was really hoping the headline was hyperbole. But nope.

I miss George Carlin so much.

The people in my middle school were indeed that dumb.

They have made it quite clear, without any shame whatsoever, that they do this as a deterrent.

I can’t handle movies where bad things happen to kids, so I will probably have to miss this movie. Oddly enough, The Blair Witch Project scared the shit out of me, and they didn’t even show anything.

Rand Paul was sent on fire?

I predict there will be a new version of Godwin’s Law, where people will make comparisons to Trump, instead of Hitler.