As far as the government was concerned, it was fine when he was ripping off poor and middle class people. But when he ripped off other rich people, well that was just a bridge too far. And now he lost his Wu-Tang trophy.

Our plane had severe turbulence on our way back from a Disney World trip. My kid thought it was just another ride, so when our plane took a really big dip, she just went, “Wheeee!!”

So a good phone for Trump? Keeps him off Twitter, but still lets him text and tweet, while still looking like a fancy phone? And the price tag makes it look like a status symbol. Perfect!

I need to get back to practicing my knitting. As it stands, I did much better with crochet, and let my progress with knitting fall behind. God I hated dropped stitches, maybe that’s why I stopped.

Just a preview of Oprah’s evil bee army...