“CUPPERS”

I think ballparks need to be even MORE different. Like golf courses. Put little ponds and sand traps and trees and shit in there.

To be fair, “plenty of people that don’t give a shit” describes pretty much everything about the suburbs. It’s not a city or a town, really - it’s just your chunk of indistinguishable sprawl versus the next grey, concrete chunk of shopping centers and fast food restaurants.

So since "every young, hard-throwing pitcher is susceptible to arm troubles," the Astros should've been all cool with a guy that actually had arm troubles, like for real?