It’s a bit generous to call Trump a “bullshit artist.” There is no art to his bullshit.

You didn’t go to the part with hills, good barbecue, and a distinct lack of fundamentalist vibe.  It’s like complaining about all the small towns in New York because you didn’t bother to visit New York City.

Been doing this for 20-ish years, ever since my anal retentive college roommate took it upon himself to consolidate all the dregs from about 15 mostly empty bottles into one bottle of whiskey, one bottle of vodka, and one bottle of gin.  At first I was kinda pissed but the whiskey was better than the sum of its…

They took airport location into consideration.  Atlanta’s is like 15 minutes south of downtown, but Detroit’s is way the hell out in Romulus.

If politeness from Aggies puts you off, then allow me to offer you the sincerest “fuck you” I can muster.

And like Parks and Rec and The Office, it takes the show awhile to find its footing. I gave up on season one while it was airing, mainly because Samberg got on my nerves and I HATED the “Boyle is obsessed with Rosa” subplot. My sister pestered me into giving it another try this summer, and they fixed a whole bunch of…

Maybe his twice-a-week shrink suggested getting back into the courtroom as a kind of therapy.

Of course “California Noir” is a thing.  That’s why the season fell flat for me - it’s a thing I’ve already seen, over and over again.

Europeans invented chicken-fried steak, sort of. Think of it as a jagerschnitzel, but with beef instead of pork, and with a cream-based black-pepper gravy instead of a mushroom gravy. There was a ton of German immigration to Texas back in the mid-1850s and they worked with what they had. 

“BIASED.” The word you’re looking for is “BIASED.” Not “BIAS.” “BIAS” is a noun, “BIASED” is an adjective.  

It’s vanilla ice cream mixed with lightly salted pecans roasted in butter.  It’s amazing. 

http://www.boozist.com/aldi-whisky-not-best-world/ 93 of the judged whiskeys won gold, and “gold” wasn’t even the highest award. Friggin Chivis Regal won gold. This was one of those buy-a-medal “competitions” distilleries like so they can put a little gold medal sticker on their bottles and run misleading stories like…

I’d definitely take the invite. No way I’d pass up the opportunity to look that piece of shit square in the eye and tell him what I think of him.

There doesn’t need to be an actual second shot for there to be a “first” shot, though, because Greedo shooting Han was an implied action that would have occurred had Han not shot Greedo. In other words, Greedo was going to shoot Han, but couldn’t, because Han got his shot off first. In other other words, Han shot…

For Buffy, I’d pick a high school episode, but not a season one episode. I’d want one before Angel went bad. Having bad-guy Spike around would be a plus. I’d exclude any episode with major character or plot payoffs, but I’d also exclude one-off monster-of-the-week episodes. School Hard, it is.

Vermouth isn’t a spirit. It’s fortified wine. It’ll spoil in a matter of days if you don’t refrigerate it, and nobody seems to refrigerate it, which is why people say they don’t like vermouth.

How about reserve the F for anyone who would be at least secretly proud of having an F. Which, to be fair, is pretty much everyone already listed as an “F.”

I don’t think they used the suicide as a cover so much as I think Snyder was willing to fight for his movie until his daughter died.

<sigh> I can’t believe I care enough to actually post this, but Jason Bateman played Ricky Schroder’s buddy Derek on Silver Spoons. He then went on to star in The Hogan Family. I need to reevaluate my life.