What a wonderful video. I’m not crying. You’re crying. As a Father who deals with epilepsy and who has a 9 year old daughter who is a huge fan of the Descendant movies his death spooked her. My wife and I spoke to her last night before we all watched the last Descendant movie that Daddy doesn’t suffer the same type of…

Ah, the time-tested 14 Day Trial By Orgasm. The old ways are the best ways.

I can’t even describe how angry this makes me. First of all, the books aren’t yours. Second of all, they’re BOOKS. Asshole.

What an egotistical jerk. I would totally not call him again after the sex.

I’d give him two weeks to convince me not to murder him by having lots of sex.

Takes me right back to all the book-burning scenes from the Indiana Jones Trilogy and the white-hot rage they induced in my younger self. 

I would murder him.