You're going to need a big diesel motor just to haul all that fuel.

Yeah, man. You're better than that. Can't post your own sister on here. Especially if she's good looking.

@ redbadge - Whenever you want to sell it you let me know.

In college I switched my major from Engineering to Advertising. Looks like I made the right decision.

What saved their lives were the TIRES. We get so caught up in new mods, power increases, yada yada. None of them matter without quality tires. I'm going to assume from the picture that it was also raining when it happened. AWD or not, that car made enough power to spin wheels in the rain.. especially if it was going…

This guy knows his Alfas. He's got a GT-V6 in the driveway too. Rust on these things is kind of like lighting a tissue on fire. $500 gets the car on your property but it'll take a whole lot more to get it to go anywhere else.

That looks different.. Shorter wheelbase?

I'm jealous. I'm very biased to Alfas and I'll never say outloud that I don't love one but I am just not a fan of the new 8C-inspired headlights making the rounds on the new models. Not that they look bad or anything; I just think the horizontally stacked style like on the Brera are undeniable.

@Rock517: Looks good to me!

I worked at Domino's Pizza when I was 15 and the 32 year old delivery guy had one of these, except with those awful vinyl graphics that some of them come with. It was a 5 speed and the engine literally didn't make enough power to spin the tires. (Edit— I don't know if the picture is posting or not but it's a mid-90s…

A 1995 turquoise Ford Aspire

I don't know if they still do but they definitely used to. Think 2nd-gen Eclipse and Eagle Talon.

It's not a purse, it's a satchel.

Obvious choice number 2. The reasons are too many to list.

This one always stuck with me. I think it was very powerful.

I have two, both VW. I'm not partial to them at all but I do think they have a great marketing department. This one always made me laugh.

How could I have forgotten about this? I was in love with this commercial. I read somewhere that it took like 600 attempts (I forget the real number but it was a lot) to get it right.

The car does nothing for me. It got more of a marketing redesign then an actual one but it's a step in the right direction for Chrysler.

"Fortunately, they were driving a Hyundai Accent. The first brick wall had no significant damage. It did have a black scuff on it, however, and the wall is now looking to press charges for vandalism."

Rots of Diabros.