What makes TG-USA less enjoyable to me is that I have to compare it directly to the original when we already know it will take some time in order for it to get on that same level.

@MikeofLA: Late 80s-early 90s Tom Cruise was such a stud. NASCAR didn't even exist until he filmed this movie. Neither did bartending before Cocktail.

It's a shame. The actual racing part of Stock Car racing is very interesting to me. Things are very finite and very technical and it really is good stuff. It just gets ruined by all the bullshit.

@MaroonZ28: This is my favorite so far.

Good thing it's a wagon. I'd get so many groceries I'd need a new fridge. Which I'd also be able to get with this.

@Isetta: But with this you could shoot the rockets at her father when you bring her home too late.

@philaDLJ: So what are you trying to say..?

@Maxis47: The car guy's pre-nup. Write it down and have her sign it. Then go out and buy her whatever she wants. If she says she wants sockets, skip Sears and go right to Tiffany's.

I just feel like this would work.

@uzter54: So many possibilities. Genius.

@Buster Brew: It took me a good 30 seconds to figure out what was going on at first.

@dmoneyfa5: Or is it the Passat? Oh fuck it, who knows?

@Muscles Marinara: No man, new grill.

@KillerRaccoon: In high school, yeah. That's just a number of dumb things I did continually back then.

@Jeff Sine: Malibu?

Alfa Romeo Milano

@The yellow box: Furthermore, there have been several times I've almost rear-ended the person in front of me because I was sending a text message.

I know when I'm driving dead tired and trying not to fall asleep behind the wheel, I make sure to call someone for the rest of the drive home. Works every single time.

This guy obviously designed the doors

I'm sorry but I just can't get myself to like that ass. Looks like it would be more at home on the Nissan Juke and that's not a good thing.