Please do.  I was surprised to hear that granite only needs to be resealed once every 4 years--I was told to do it annually, but haven’t bothered for the last 3 years because I’ve had dental procedures that were less unpleasant--but other than that, the article generally comports with my experience as an unhappy…

It’s bizarre. I’m from the UK and I’d have expected Germany to hold people to a higher standard, not lower, but this dude would have been arrested already here, and definitely fired. But they’re just letting it slide?

He’s been suspended from work? Do they think smearing dog-shit onto someone’s face requires an investigation into the smearer’s side of the story?

I must admit that I am mystified that he is merely suspended. Even the UK, which has a lot of employment protection, this is obviously gross misconduct (no pun intended!) of a particularly obvious kind, and he’d be terminated immediately. What kind of apology could possibly make up for a grotesque and obviously…

Out of the following two options, I can’t pick one as being more likely than the other:

Beat me to it.

Goecke’s “impulsive reaction,” the company continued,

No. That’s INSANE.

She’s selling a Super Bowl makeup kit. That’s how she gets paid. 

Cause the value of the appearance is worth literally dozens of millions

Option #3 — have a spouse who works, and through their job acquire a little extra peace of mind that your family would still be able to make the mortgage for a long while if one of you were to unexpectedly lose their job.

I’m a fan of Rihanna’s music, so I tuned into the half time show to watch, but that was DULL. I didn’t even finish watching.

I def thought this performance was... just okay.
It has the interesting stage setup (the smash bros stage design). It has the aesthetics, had the playlist, but it just lacked.

Yea I kept waiting for something to happen and it just never did

I love Rihanna, and I was really looking forward to this.  But what were you watching? She played the hits. Great. No costume changes, no great choreography. She barely moved. Her outfit was…not great. Sounds like she wore it to cover her pregnancy. No guest stars that joined in with her. Nowhere near Beyoncé level…

Right. Hulu’s library is great, but that is mostly due to all of the ABC and FOX stuff on it. If Disney backed out it would completely cripple Hulu.

This capitalist cunt recently cut thousands of jobs and of course shares rose in response. Cool economic system we let the ruling class inflict on us.

Oh no, I’ve been burnt on deals like this before; once, when I bought the deed to a bridge in Manhattan and it turned out to be a worthless piece of paper, and once when I bought Quibi and it turned out to be Quibi.

I had Hulu when I first cut the cable, and I hated how it’d go to live when a new show started.

Most of the decent content on Hulu is owned by Disney anyway, so I imagine the Mouse is thinking they could get rid of the service, pulling all the shows they own (which would include every Hulu original and almost everything from Fox, FX, and ABC, among others) and put all that stuff on Disney Plus (which is where…