Calm down, Margaret, and loosen your corset strings.

“Thank you for calling [city] Chi-Chis, home of the El Grande Burro special and your holiday gift certificate headquarters. This is [name] speaking. How may I help you?” And it’s been 30 years.

Not only that, but he “looked under the hood” like she isn’t even a human being to him, much less a daughter.

I enjoyed Fenyx Rising for this reason, too...  you could wander off and just find something random.  You WANTED to manually walk the path from one place to another.  (Well, until the last land.. the game had the worst ending.)

Counterpoint: One of the best motivators to get people to actually invest their time and money in conservation is convincing them to anthropomorphize animals. If they see animals as unimportant or merely a means to an end, why would they care about animal welfare? But if they see a chonky bear online and it movitates…

I’ve never been a huge stickler on this, but then the last time I had a couple come over, they kept their shoes on. Like ugh, okay, I can mop after they leave. But then the wife decides to do that thing where she tucked her foot and leg beneath her and then sat it back down on my very expensive mainly cream colored…

But the important question from the episode... WAS THAT BD-1 from Fallen Order?

In contrast though, the breakfast used to be AMAZING. I’m so disappointed they stopped doing it. It was still overpriced, but I had a croissant with brie and bacon and egg that I still think about sometimes.

Exactly. Hell, we had PSAs during Saturday morning cartoons warning us against to “not drown your food” with condiments. Everything was a cause for concern for 80s kids.

Lol in the house I grew up in, the neighbors put up a basketball hoop -- the ones buried in cement, not free standing.  And they put it up so it was on the side of the driveway that was only separated from our driveway by a tiny strip of lawn.  Their basketballs put more dents in my mom’s car than I can even…

To me, kids can play anywhere they want and that’s fine -- except the little shit who used to climb the trees on the easement constantly, breaking branches and being a nuisance, and saying her daddy told her that it was the city property so she can do whatever she wants. F that kid and her daddy. — but can they just…

My neighborhood has those really dim bulbs for streetlights in the few locations where there are streetlights. Since COVID, I’ve noticed a TON of people out walking in the street at night when no one is on the sidewalks. People will be pushing baby buggies in the street.  No lights on, wearing all black, walking in…

Similar to bagels, I am 99% certain Paul has no idea what a real focaccia should be like.

Thank you — that propaganda that labradors bite more than pit bulls is so ridiculous. They don’t stop to consider how many more labradors there are in the US because pit bulls are often not registered AND less common because of their potential aggressiveness.

When I saw her dress, all I thought was, “it’s been done.”  (If the image of the 80s Barbie “Peaches ‘N Cream” doll doesn’t display, blame Kinja. Sigh.)

Honestly, all the pro-Lavar Burton stuff wore me out beforehand and I expected to hate him, but once he did it, I got it. He was perfect. His voice was clear but not intrusive.  (Ken Jenning’s voice makes me cringe.)  I didn’t have a horse in the race, but even I could tell that Burton was the most comfortable and…

I had the Nova Sure procedure done at my obgyn’s office oh about 10 years ago?  I never had even the slightest spotting since.  It was one of the best choices I ever made for myself.

It seems to be oddly specific to the Detroit area for the most part. According to Urban Dictionary, it’s due to Wallside Windows.

People where I work (I moved to NYC from Michigan four years ago) laugh at me for this almost as often as for “pop.”  But I don’t get it.. it’s a door that’s a wall. It’s a doorwall.  Makes perfect sense.

At least it worked out better for the ducklings than it did for these: