I’ll admit it, I once bought one of the Sweet Lady Jane’s cakes online (one of Oprah’s Favorite Things (TM)) for a small Easter dinner. It was INCREDIBLE. So light and airy and not too sweet. It was worth every penny.  And I’m really a pie person, not a cake person.

Though sometimes it can amuse the rest of us. Not Twitter-related, but this is still one of the best things I’ve ever read. I reread it all when I’m feeling low.  (Pour one out for the real Deadspin.)

I swear I thought that was just me, and you have made me so unbelievably happy.

This poor family, those poor young women. They’ve accomplished so much and some racist coward just can’t HANDLE it.

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 damn minutes.

I find the best solution to be directly asking, “So what exactly are you apologizing for?” It usually requires they either immediately say they’re NOT apologizing... or for them to actually take blame.

It’s a shelter. They want a place to sleep and to use the bathroom.  None of that is impacted by your perceived idea of their “unique issues.” 

Needing to take a shit is a special and unique issue?

Right, specifically she said, “don’t wanna engage” and the last two words blend together as they do in many accents (like the Midwest one I grew up with).  I didn’t even read what it was supposed to be saying, and I clearly heard “engage” at the end. 

I fell down the stairs at my mother’s wedding.

I wouldn’t even talk it out with her.. just mute her on social media for a few weeks (if you want to see if she actually does get the virus from her “safe, fun” trip), or months if you just want to be done with it for a while. It sounds like she won’t notice if you’re suddenly not commenting on her posts, so just mute…

That was the first thing I noticed, too!  What terrible, terrible curtains.

I was working in a restaurant at the time, and I never saw any dustups over it. You’d get the occasional person who’d smoke and the management would have to come over and tell them to put it out and the person would ignore them... just blatant entitlement stuff. But there wasn’t any voilence that I ever saw, just…

I’ve said it before, anyone who has a reocurring bit on their show where they intentionally try to make fools of strangers is NOT a nice person.  All of her bits involve someone faking situations to make others uncomfortable, playing jokes on people, frightening people... nice people don’t do that.  You’re not trying…

I was surprised by how mesmerized I was by Christopher Jackson’s thighs.  I’ve never been attracted to a man’s thighs before, and for it to be George Washington?  Oh my.

Overall, ugh, but just have to say that I’m responding with “That’s pedestrian fiction” to anyone who says anything I don’t like from now on.

That’s exactly what I noticed, too! LOL. And it’s a crappy theatre room because the walls are light colors. But whatever.

Plus, who shit in the pool, who’s girlfriend’s baby is crying, who’s girlfriend is cheating with another housemate, who drove their car through the side of the house, etc.

And it’s UGLY. That’s what killed me. It’s so tacky, the rooms are extremely small and claustrophobic. It’s like eternally living in a three star Cancun hotel.

Something like this?
“Pfaltzgraff 5214229 Loop and Lattice 2-Tier Flatback Metal Countertop Fruit Basket, 18-Inch” on amazon -