Right, specifically she said, “don’t wanna engage” and the last two words blend together as they do in many accents (like the Midwest one I grew up with).  I didn’t even read what it was supposed to be saying, and I clearly heard “engage” at the end. 

I fell down the stairs at my mother’s wedding.

I wouldn’t even talk it out with her.. just mute her on social media for a few weeks (if you want to see if she actually does get the virus from her “safe, fun” trip), or months if you just want to be done with it for a while. It sounds like she won’t notice if you’re suddenly not commenting on her posts, so just mute…

That was the first thing I noticed, too!  What terrible, terrible curtains.

I was working in a restaurant at the time, and I never saw any dustups over it. You’d get the occasional person who’d smoke and the management would have to come over and tell them to put it out and the person would ignore them... just blatant entitlement stuff. But there wasn’t any voilence that I ever saw, just…

I’ve said it before, anyone who has a reocurring bit on their show where they intentionally try to make fools of strangers is NOT a nice person.  All of her bits involve someone faking situations to make others uncomfortable, playing jokes on people, frightening people... nice people don’t do that.  You’re not trying…

I was surprised by how mesmerized I was by Christopher Jackson’s thighs.  I’ve never been attracted to a man’s thighs before, and for it to be George Washington?  Oh my.

Overall, ugh, but just have to say that I’m responding with “That’s pedestrian fiction” to anyone who says anything I don’t like from now on.

That’s exactly what I noticed, too! LOL. And it’s a crappy theatre room because the walls are light colors. But whatever.

Plus, who shit in the pool, who’s girlfriend’s baby is crying, who’s girlfriend is cheating with another housemate, who drove their car through the side of the house, etc.

And it’s UGLY. That’s what killed me. It’s so tacky, the rooms are extremely small and claustrophobic. It’s like eternally living in a three star Cancun hotel.

Something like this?
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Even as someone who at one point was going to be a nun, I fully believe that churches should only be able to claim tax-free status on the portion of their ‘business’ that is charitable. Aka, you have a food bank and offer free counseling? That portion runs tax-free. You charge $1000 for weddings at the alter? You’d…

Also, if they DO find out who sent this letter, they need to sue that person for the damage to their property’s value.  If anyone were to try to sell their home, this incident is going to come up first in any online search of the neighborhood. 

He’s ALL OVER The Root, too.

I thought the same thing.  I knew my stylist had been out of work for three months, and with the social distancing keeping the salon at 50% capacity at all times, the additional costs for masks and supplies that I’m sure the salon was passing on to her, etc, it felt important to up the tip to help out.  So I gave a…

The only reason I knew there were Big Boys in Ohio in addition to Michigan was that when I was a kid once we stopped at one.. and discovered that the sauce they put on the Big Boy burgers there was tartar sauce and not Thousand Island. Seriously, WTF, Ohio?

Personally, I’ve found the key to that is to train the dog to pay attention to YOU as you open the door, not to what’s outside. Whether it’s shaking a can of marbles to make noise to get his attention, or to give him the treat just before you open the door with a command to sit and stay, distracting him away from the…

I can almost guarantee I read Sandra Brown’s “Send No Flowers” even though the description made me roll my eyes so hard I think they’re stuck in the back of my head.

I swear by these bra liners: