Yeah, there’s zero chance bubble tea is right for Michigan.  I lived there for over 40 years and never even HEARD of bubble tea until I moved to the coast. 

I got super sick when I was little from eating leftovers that were off.  I try to save leftovers, but usually feel so physically ill when trying to reheat them that I throw them out anyway. 

In the separate pic, the plate looks black. But in the pic of them together, one looks baby blue and the other looks navy on my monitors. (I checked on two different ones becuase I’m a dork.)  Definite blues, though.

That’s the thing, it wasn’t a lie. It was finding the good in both options.  What I said to her was entirely the truth.

This. I recall the mom of a couple of friends asking me if her new bleached-white hair looked better than her usual brown-dyed. Her daughters jumped in to say “it looks great!” while giving me looks to try to get me to just say the same... which made it clear to ME that they didn’t think it was at all true.

When I was in college and working at a movie theatre, we had one of the female employees (maybe 19 years old and tiny) dress up as the Easter Bunny. A teenager punched her in the stomach so hard she threw up.  Once the mall security guard tracked down the mother, she didn’t even apologize to the sobbing employee, just…

I haven’t been following Aunt Becky’s story too closely, but I wonder why he’d get so much more prison time.  Was he the one who actually coordinated the scam for his daughters, and she just knew about it and denied it?

I had this same issue! My sister was insisting that my mom talk to her doctor to try to get a prescription for hydroxychloroquine. This was right at the start of the at-home orders. That sister (a teacher) went to work after saying she was certain she had the coronavirus. But the day after, she and her husband went…

Is it more likely the reason is because of the limited number of movies that have been able to be released this year, though? They might just be more worried about the latest Bad Boys movie sweeping the votes by default.

Sure! Here you go:

You’re wrong, but okay.  It’s good for people to be wrong sometimes, builds character.

Right, a reporter should ask him to take it during a press conference to prove he really is.

Breeds of both camels and peacocks are endangered, in fact.  They are definitely at risk of becoming extinct.

My mom always told us graduation parties — and announcements — were money grabs, so we were not permitted to have them.

Like, YEAH, MOM, I KNOW, AND I NEED TO GRAB SOME MONEY FOR COLLEGE.  But nope.  Funny how the kids from my sisters all get huge parties for graduations that I’m expected to shell out three figures…

He looks like he smells awful, and also reeks of cologne.

It has a major downside, though, in that you no longer have the shoe. 

Okay, thank you. I came to the comments expecting that, but had to scroll through some.  I totally thought putting foil in the microwave starts a fire. 

I’m fine with that, though, him running away.  Because he’s DESPERATE to have these press conferences.  He loves being in front of a crowd, even if it’s just reporters.  And he cannot comprehend why they don’t adore him.  Every time he has one of these and someone makes him run away, it fractures his tiny little black…

Right a citizen’s arrest doesn’t mean you can go hunting for the criminal. It doesn’t make you the police, it means you can detain someone if you’re watching them commit a crime.

Growing up, we had a Yorkie who barked by saying, “Arf.”  It was clearly “arf” and I even had one friend who referred to him as “the arf arf dog.”