He looks like he smells awful, and also reeks of cologne.

It has a major downside, though, in that you no longer have the shoe. 

Okay, thank you. I came to the comments expecting that, but had to scroll through some.  I totally thought putting foil in the microwave starts a fire. 

I’m fine with that, though, him running away.  Because he’s DESPERATE to have these press conferences.  He loves being in front of a crowd, even if it’s just reporters.  And he cannot comprehend why they don’t adore him.  Every time he has one of these and someone makes him run away, it fractures his tiny little black…

Right a citizen’s arrest doesn’t mean you can go hunting for the criminal. It doesn’t make you the police, it means you can detain someone if you’re watching them commit a crime.

Growing up, we had a Yorkie who barked by saying, “Arf.”  It was clearly “arf” and I even had one friend who referred to him as “the arf arf dog.”

This is an awesome deal to just keep some toothbrushes around the house for when I have guests.  Thanks!

This is an awesome deal to just keep some toothbrushes around the house for when I have guests.  Thanks!

If you were trying to quit, probably your first mistake was reading an article with a title about “boozy subscription boxes”, and not so much the author’s choice of words.

If you were trying to quit, probably your first mistake was reading an article with a title about “boozy…

Yeah, it’s not his daughters’ emotions he’s worried about “outsiders” tweaking.

Exactly what I thought! You wouldn’t get me to eat chicken that looked like that.

Preach. One of my local liquor places is only doing pickup, which means you have to order three days in advance in order to get anything.  The other seems to be randomly closed at odd times.  So I’ve been ordering via Drizly and tipping well.  Extra $15 sucks, but I’m helping someone to keep their job, I hope, so it’s…

I agree. They obviously care about each other — Andrew telling Chris to stay healthy and getting choked up — but that doesn’t stop them from those little insults.  I love it.  Siblings gonna sibling.

A comment she posted on facebook, wherein she called me “ignorant”.

Am I the only person who’s seeing that some people seem almost excited about the drama of this virus? In a Karen-like way?

An example, my own sister, who I swear probably wasn’t dropped on her head multiple times as a baby:

Okay, Dan Patrick, you first.

I’ve ordered a $50 Visa gift card (because I figured that would be the most useful, but didn’t want to give cash) and I’m going to leave it for my mailman. They deliver on foot here, for one thing, but to add all this anxiety to it and that he has to worry the mail, and people touching the mailboxes, all that, I…

See, I’ve been tipping by CC because I don’t want people to feel obligated to get close enough to me to take cash, especially not knowing how clean my cash is.

I’ve tried Zitstickas, and they just don’t work.  The $3 store brand Oxy-10 variant took care of the issues those stickers couldn’t.  (Plus, the packaging is ridiculously wasteful.)

I’ve tried Zitstickas, and they just don’t work.  The $3 store brand Oxy-10 variant took care of the issues those…

Well, my sister is a high school teacher.. and has been feeling worse and worse as the day has gone on. Now has a cough and a light fever. And yes, she is working today.  But she didn’t have any symptoms BEFORE going in to work.  (She thinks, if there really is something wrong and this isn’t psychosomatic, her son…

I just get “This coupon has expired.”  Tried it on discounted and non-discounted stuff. 

I just get “This coupon has expired.”  Tried it on discounted and non-discounted stuff.