Are you guys going to review non-toy advent calendars, too?  I’m loving these articles.  I ended up getting my sisters and mom the Sugarfina advent calendars, and my Harry Potter-loving sister an extra one with that Funko calendar.  But I definitely need ideas to favorite for next year!

Are you guys going to review non-toy advent calendars, too?  I’m loving these articles.  I ended up getting my…

Thin skinned that being physically assaulted traumatizes you? That someone grabbing a private part of your body traumatizes you? That’s called being a human being with a normal human sense of self-protection, dumbass.

I just moved to another state which seems to have almost zero drive throughs.  It’s so weird.  I love drive throughs because by the time I’m ready to get dinner, I’m already in my pajamas and slippers.  I don’t want to have to put on real shoes to go get takeout. 

I am so into this set of articles. I get my mom and sisters advent calendars every year now (started a few years ago), and it’s a challenge to find the right ones. This year, I got mom and oldest sister a set with body washes and lotions and stuff, but knew my other sister would hate that, so I got her this Harry…

I am so into this set of articles. I get my mom and sisters advent calendars every year now (started a few years…

New Jersey!  They’re all over the place here.  There’s even Friendly’s brand ice cream in the stores.

If only they’d put the Club Chalupa on the menu full-time.  I don’t know why the addition of bacon and the avacado sauce makes such a difference, but it’s SO GOOD.  (You can special order to make it happen, but they tend to get grumpy.)

I don’t disagree, BUT Martin Short is also the type of person who might just do it for shits and giggles to get his face out in front of the world again.

I agree, the Skeleton either IS Martin Short, or was intentionally moving like him. The voice in the Smackdown round sounded less like him, but still had the feeling of him.

Just put the Club Chalupa on the regular menu and stop messing with us, Taco Bell.

I also use them on glass things that I don’t want to hear clunking against my counter, or worry about them chipping my counter. Like the bottom of the bathroom soap pump.

I also use them on glass things that I don’t want to hear clunking against my counter, or worry about them chipping…

I’ve had a tough time with sheets from Amazon, though.  Despite the descriptions and labels, the sheets have always ended up feeling flimsy and cheap.  Maybe I’m just picky and need to feel sheets in person first.

I’ve had a tough time with sheets from Amazon, though.  Despite the descriptions and labels, the sheets have always…

Yeah, I worked for a baseball team years ago, and one of my jobs was to respond to the fan feedback email account. Got an email from a guy ranting about a couple of the players not taking off their hats and putting their hands over their hearts.. during “God Bless America.”  And the players were from the Dominican. My…

I definitely can’t hold my breath under water anymore.  If I’m not blowing the air out of my nose, the water will just rush in. It’s weird, because I USED to be able to do it just fine. What happened??

I always assume that this is a result of her father screaming at her to stop talking because she was too shrill.  So she learned to alter her voice around her brothers and father so she was permitted to speak at all.

No, Snickers is #1.  The mix of the ice cream with chocolate, and those chewey, chocolatey, peanutty bites.  PERFECTION.

I’m sure the crappy school is going to extend the drama by withholding her REAL diploma or something.  I was in the top 10 of my class of 300+ and didn’t want to attend graduation because I despised my time at that school, but the principal told me that I wouldn’t receive my diploma and would be expelled if I didn’t…

Someone’s from Michigan!  :)

Maybe it’s because my mom and her husband need somewhere to go every other night, and “online” won’t do it.  I swear, every time I talk to them, they’re going to Costco. 

Not technically a USE of him, but HIM. On the Muppets. This is always how I think of him, since it’s the first time I saw him.

My mom once told me that when she was in labor, the doctor asked my father if he wanted him to put in an “extra stitch.”  Men are disgusting.