His version of serious might be different from anyone else’s. If she was hit right in the mouth with a baseball, at that little, she could be dealing with a broken jaw, broken teeth, cracked bones in her face, and who knows what else that wouldn’t appear obvious to some rando in the stands.

+1 for Death Foul

Okay, yes, THAT is awesome. But that’s someone willingly putting themselves through that torture. lol

I hate that she does all these practical jokes and acts like she’s Such A Nice Person (TM). Practical jokes are mean, they’re done TO someone, not with them. I’m always so uncomfortable for the person she’s trying to get the world to laugh at. Most of her “jokes” -- like telling celebrities what to say in order to…

Have you heard someone from southern Michigan pronounce it PROPERLY, though? Once your ears start to bleed from the sharpness of the nasal twang, you might change your mind.

Also, there’s a crazy good Cuban restaurant right there (or was). Unbelievable mojitos, with the real cane stalk. I thought I hated mojitos until I tried those.

I love that that photo is perfectly timed to make Trump look like he has a bungee jumper.

“The family started a smear campaign” — you cannot tell me the reporter isn’t proud of that line!

And the women.. it’s also about punishing the women.

At this point, I genuinely have to wonder... are men jealous of our vaginas, or angry that we’re not jealous of their penises? Because they’re going through an awful lot of effort to make our lives as shitty as possible.

I forwarded this tweet to a guy I’m subtly into, and he didn’t laugh. Meanwhile, I laughed for a good 10 minutes. So he’s just completely wrong for me, correct?

Right.. even if security blocked her at the door, she’s just going to be on the phone, screaming to every member of the family. You’d have to sit down with the family beforehand and let them know what you planned, and that if they answer the phone it’s their problem, and you don’t want to SEE them on the phone or hear…

I agree with this, because the sole purpose behind someone threatening to bring their kids to your wedding (as opposed to just not saying anything and DOING it) is that they want to ruin everything. They want to cause you months of angst and worry, and have you spend your entire night worrying about what’ll happen and…

HAHAHAHA OMG that’s hilarious!

I can’t stop laughing at this. I’m not proud of it. And I’m SO SAD that I don’t have more people in my life who would think this was equally funny.

Except she could just use the same outline over and over. It’s been many years since I’ve read one of hers, but I’m pretty sure it goes like this:

Don’t worry, I’m sure they’re getting ad revenue from that video, too.

Ha! I do that all the time! I think I responded to a post from 2013 recently.

Ha! I do that all the time! I think I responded to a post from 2013 recently.

Yeah, no. And that’s why even people who’ve had the ability to work remotely before are getting it taken away, because people who say things like you just did.

Outstanding.