Yep, along with the “at this point we just live as roommates” line. And the “we’d get divorced, but it’s just too expensive” thing. Or even “we’re in the process of divorcing.” Yup.

Lol, I had a male friend tell me that with as shy as I am, combined with how ‘clueless’ men are, there’s no way I’ve been clear enough for the guy to know I’m interested.

This was just so sweet, and... perfect! Thank you SO much for the kind support!

Well, here’s my story of my life right now. My precious, precious pup passed away a year ago, after surviving a very long time with advanced liver cancer. For about two years, I cooked for him twice a day and hand-fed him to get him to eat, because otherwise he just wouldn’t. I worked from home with him his whole…

Okay, this would just make me think the woman had a really fancy tampon string hanging out.

Hopefully (and honestly, I assume it’s happened) President Obama HAS contacted her to console her.

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Oh, foolish human. No dog lover EVER goes to the shelter “just to look.” :) All the sweet eyes and soft ears and tail wags!

Except Arya still looks like she’s 12 years old. I want Gendry to be happy, too, but I just can’t picture that big, broad guy doing the kissyface with Arya without feeling skeevy.

Um, is there someone in the kitchen, or is that a ghost? ;)

I have never understood this, and made my sisters angry at several family parties by not being interested in having cake after their spat/blew out the candles (depending on the kid’s age, since young ones spit when they don’t know how to blow). It’s the grossest.

My bra just gets sweaty, then. If I put my bra on while I’m drying my hair, I’m still sweating, but it’s my bra getting damp rather than some easily washable towel.

Yes, please. Please. Please, please, please. Please?

That’s even different from the people I’ve known, though. Their cats are MEAN. Like, they’d go out of their way to attack and bite you. And the humans would laugh over it, like it was funny to have a cat so stressed that it would feel the need to attack anyone who enters the house.

My mom and sister were at that classic Tigers game at Comerica Park when it was taken over by the flying ants. They said it was the most disgusting experience of their lives. And there was nothing you could do, nowhere to go. They just had to sit there, huddle together, and cover their eyes and noses, and keep their…

LOL. People always tell me that they have nice, cuddly cats. I don’t know why those aren’t the ones I’m lucky enough to meet!

So fuck it, it should be killed because.. why again?

I mean, so am I, but I’d prefer to attempt to diet first, before anyone puts me down. Maybe spend a bit of time going for walks or something.

Let me guess, that’s a lure. All that floofy, soft belly... I bet if you go in for the snuggle you get teeth and claws. :) But it would be so worth it!

I’ve never met a nice cat.. I think that’s because I know awful people, so their cats have been pretty awful, too. (I have never thought it was the cat’s fault. Owners who are all meh, my cat is mean, isn’t that funny, are just jerks who aren’t helping their cats to live happy lives where they feel secure around…