Why does everyone always say he looks like something cute, like a Keebler elf? This is what he looks like to me:

I agree. The parts with all humans definitely need some work, but the dog parts have been sweet and philosophical, with just enough surprising wit, that it’s been worth it so far. I’m hopeful.

Haha, he’s only ever sworn twice -- the other time was when he said “I’m gonna kill that [bleep]ing cat”... and they do bleep it out and blur his mouth.

That’s cold, man. So cold. (But here you go anyway.) :)

I was lucky enough to work from home with my pup for all of his 13 years. But that just made it harder to leave him because I wanted to go have dinner, you know, OUTSIDE of the house. And when I had to go out of town for work, it was a nightmare for me. (Even though my mom basically lived at my house while I was gone,…

My pup passed away recently, and I was grateful that his whole life I was able to work from home and be with him. Of course, like Martin, he belived my world began and ended with him, and had zero patience with me having a conference call during his required dog park time. Aw, man, I miss that ridiculous floof so much.

I wonder if at some point she’ll have Brienne in her hands, and Jaime kills her to protect Brienne.

In my 40s and barely had relationships for various reasons, tends to find only married men are interested in me, wants to be a writer but suffers from anxiety, thinks Jason Silva is a God among men — have you people been reading my diary?

Gerard Butler apparently once did it with just some average chick in a port-a-potty at a festival. I always wonder, would Gerard Butler be worth it? I’m still not sure.

Don’t forget Amazon.. you can order your dinner through Amazon, too.

Exactly!

Seriously. If a domesticated DOG did that to your kid, you’d have her put some space between them. Animals are animals, and they need their space.

Yeah, as a Catholic — a very frustrated one — I’ve argued this point with a particularly asshole atheist former friend (who I stopped being friends with because he said I must be a pedophile because I choose to still be Catholic. Okay).

When I was making my confirmation, during the last year of classes, I had a Catechism teacher who decided one day, apropos of absolutely nothing, to announce to us that dogs didn’t go to Heaven. Heaven was only for people. I had to make my Confirmation, but I did so without doing my confession (or ever going to…

Plus, they’re FASCINATING! I adopted my dog from a shelter, and he was listed as a black Lab. But there was definitely something different in there. After speaking to my vet and doing some study on both his behavior and the traits of other dogs, it turns out he was part Akita, too. That explained his ingrained…

And THIS! “He took a month to acclimate.” They need time to ADJUST, people. And so do you! You have this new person in your home 24/7 who can’t communicate with you. Give it a little time. BREATHE.

It’s the torture that’s involved that’s the problem, just as it is with the porpoise hunting. There are lots of places where Guinea Pigs are eaten even though we treat them as pets here in the US, but those animals aren’t being beaten while alive to improve their tenderness, or skinned alive.

I disagree, and I say this as a republican who didn’t realize that EVERY other republican on the face of the earth seems to be batshit crazy racist assholes. Dems need to get Trump out of the WH and away from politics, because he’s a psychopath, but he’s a psychopath who can muster a huge following of hard-liners and…

Went with my family to see Snatched on Mother’s Day. My entire family talks during movies at their normal volume. They THINK they’re whispering, but they are most definitely NOT.

Have you seen Snatched? Took my mom on mother’s day. Comedies are definitely hit or miss lately, but that one was really worth the ticket!