Or ask this person to just sign your name and send it directly to your mom to save time.. lolol

Whoops, replied to mah self!

You should instead look for an anti-Trump card (they have to have one SOMEWHERE) no matter the occasion, and cross out “Happy Birthday” or whatever and write in “Happy Mother’s Day.”

I invested early on in one of those rubber stamps, since I signed ALL cards as from me and The Max and added a stamp. Aw, since my pup passed away last August, I haven’t thought of that (beyond being sad every time I have to send a card and just sign it with my name only now), and what to do with that stamp. I’d send…

I freaking LOVE Mother’s Day, and I’m not a mom. It’s the one day a year when I can unequivocally prove that I am The Best Daughter (TM) and piss my older sisters off to no end.

And Oprah?

Unless they managed to get Comey into it deeper than we can imagine, and by implicating Trump he basically assures he’ll spend much of his future in a cage, as well.

Nah, if I have to get out of my car, it’s no longer within the fast food realm. But then, this is why it’s difficult for Midwesterners and Coasters to come to an understanding about this one.

If someone came to me and said they were writing a book about my ex, the former President, I’d say, “Oh, I thought he looked familiar! I was going to look into it, but I was too busy having sex with men who actually we’re able to make me orgasm.” Et voila.

You cared enough to read and respond to me pointing out your remark was pretty stupid. So, thanks!

I remember in 5th grade, a kid throwing a tantrum and a teacher holding him up against the wall by his throat until he passed out. But it’s okay, the teacher told us, because he apologized to Joel later. So we didn’t need to worry about it or be upset.

This is somewhat refreshing. I guess I’d have assumed that that type of relationship would be too often used as a dominance thing for men to have their cake and eat it too, if you know what I mean.

That’s what I’ve been saying.. Trump probably watched Braveheart over and over, and now he’s found a fresh new way to breed out those who aren’t part of the 1%. If only the extremely wealthy can afford to have children, why should his team care about the middle class or poors, when we’ll all die off soon enough?

Your mom is a hero!

Or at least know your limits. If you’re so drunk you were wavering while standing in line, you’re not going to have good aim while you’re trying to balance in a squat.

It takes longer for women because you need to use the toilet, which at an event like an Oilers game has probably been doused in urine from the last drunken chick to pee all over it while she thought she was squatting. So the next woman going in has to try to clean it up some just so she can try to squat over it in the…

This reminds me of when I was given detention in high school by a student teacher because she made some idiotic comment and I sighed. I was in the top 10 of our class of 300, and had never had detention. And I got it because of a SIGH.

Yeah, but once you LANDED...

It’s awesome when you’re with a guy and you discover something that makes them a huge dork. And laughing during making out/sex is absolutely the best thing ever. You get past any insecurities and it’s just fun.

I have to disagree. I think she seems like she’s making her best effort at mimicking an emotion, but she’s really unaware of what an emotion actually IS.